Pop!
this is me in a past, present or future life. probably.
So. I’m currently sniffing a bag of ‘Indian Elephant Farm’ Coffee, and typing on a far-too-expensive-laptop, not belonging to me. Whilst I wait for the coffee to filter, I figure I’ll fill out my first blog post.
Mmmk, so I do the twitter thing, obviously, you can see that there ->
I guess I just like to tell people about awesome things I see, hear, learn or ingest, and that’s what this little space is for. I also wanted to make some time to start writing again because it’s something I always liked to torture other people with in a passive aggressive way.
I can see this blog going in one direction only, and that is, that where it ends up, people will only stumble across it through a chance google of terms that may or may not come up here. That’s fine, I don’t mind that I may be the one and only person reading it ever. There’s reasons why I think this also.
1) I say things that a lot of people don’t like or agree with.
2) I don’t tolerate people preaching at me for the above.
3) I’m not a full-blown narcissist and may let the blog fall into disrepair on a regular basis.
4) People find it hard to tell when I’m joking.
For the 4th and final point, I will introduce a system whereby I denote using asterisks when I’m joking. i.e. *SARCASM, DUMMY* etc. this way, I will probably offend 90% less people than I would if I neglected this aspect of my personality online.
I was able to type slightly more in this blog than I anticipated thanks to the fact that some idiot put my coffee at the back of the fridge, it froze, and I had to defrost it. HURRAH FOR OBSTACLES!
Anyway, this is me, and my ‘MLIA’ channelling page, and my next blog post will be after this one at some point in time, and about some sort of subject matter that interests me like… scrabble, or derren brown, or acid. TOODLES 
